Don’t you miss the times where internet was only used for porn, pretending to be a hot chick on Napster and crappy computer animations? Maybe not, and don’t get me wrong, we all love social media and the amazing Youtubers and podcasters and all that hipster stuff I’m already too old for. But when the internet wasn’t as mainstream as today (the nineties!), it was just this huge database of unlimited free porn, it was actually a sort of a game, of finding as many sites as you could, that wouldn’t charge money for their disgusting content. And then one year it really changed, lying pseudo scientists tried to persuade the world everyone was turning in to sex addicts, or the Pope got a twitter account.

The internet has grown so much in the last decade(s), and there’s never been so much content and daily activity, it’s really insane. It seems like everybody has an avatar now, the President is on twitter every day and Facebook is for old people. And all these non gamer noobs are ruining the internet I grew up with. The internet is for porn, kickass games and trolling idiots, who take themselves too seriously. I guess my point here (if I have any) is that those people, manage to ruin everything, even something as amazing as internet porn. And we all know what I mean with “people who take themselves too seriously”. Religious, political, environmentalists and hollywood hipsters, just to name a few. If you can’t laugh at yourself, once in a while, know that you are making everyone miserable.

So whip out your dick and double click; the internet is for porn! And when you’re done shooting a load, turn off your devices, go outside and have a smoke.